Watching Attack of the Clones the other day because I hate myself, I got to thinking about Yoda in his prequel incarnation. In Episode II he’s leading the clone army and croaking orders such as “Around the survivors a perimeter create” and “To …
The first in a new series of essays about classic, horrible films. At some point in the early 1990’s, James Cameron must have decided he was coming off as too talented. After directing four completely watchable action films (The Terminator, Aliens, …
Good morning, my little focus group! Time for the latest Tinsel Town buzz! Looks like several films will be released this fall season, including many starring famous actors! Sign this reporter up! I don’t know about you, but I think anytime you get Hollywood Stars together and make …