Last night I was at the post-modern utopia that is the Nanuet Mall, and something hilariously disturbing occured. My glasses fell apart in the latest battle in the continuing war between myself and inanimate objects, and I went to CVS for one …
With all this hooha in the world today about mortal enemies and fatwahs and such, it would really behoove us to take a good look at the friendships in our lives. Because, you see, doing so will reveal a twisted …
I saw this in a local shopping plaza and happened to have my digital camera on me. It provoked a giggle.
Dear Thoughtful Verizon Wireless Sales Associate,I know the chances are slim to none that you will ever see this, but I have to try. Ever since our encounter in the mall this evening I’ve done nothing but think about what …
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Sadly and suddenly, the wisest of my teeth have been violently removed from their home in the back of my mouth.Yesterday morning I visited the oral surgeon and he changed the social climate of my mouth forever. Without the leadership …
Exhibit A Of all the tedious ordeals I’ve endured in my life, few were as deeply scarring and dismal as the five years I spent as an associate at a Grand Union grocery store. Three nights a week throughout high …