As if our filth-magnetized flesh and ceaseless mucous flow weren’t enough, humans are beset with millions of grease antennas we call “hairs.” Hair is a potentially oppressive presence in one’s life depending upon the lengths one is willing to go …
Good morning, my little focus group! Time for the latest Tinsel Town buzz! Looks like several films will be released this fall season, including many starring famous actors! Sign this reporter up! I don’t know about you, but I think anytime you get Hollywood Stars together and make …
Dear Mr. Way,We are truly grateful for your business, and we thank you for taking the time to write to us. It is Chili’s policy to personally respond to each and every customer’s feedback, which takes a lot of time. …
Hey, gang! Got those summertime blues? Do you have that late July/early August depression? Have you tried to kill yourself with a hibachi? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you’re completely messed up and need to leave …
On the right body, the expressive activity known as dance can be moving, exciting, even transcendent. On the wrong body, dance can be an instrument of abject horror, an unrelenting reminder that man is fallen and mortal. I’d like to suggest, …
This is for any Nyack College folk out there. Prof. Liljestrand (now Dr. Liljestrand) is retiring and I drafted up this little doodle as a tribute.
After months of phone tag with publicists and personal assistants, I received the voice mail I was waiting for: my three year old black cat Cocoa Puff was going to grant me the interview. I allowed myself to celebrate this …
Every time I open my mouth, all of nature braces itself for what may be the end. The destructive power of my stupidity is one of the mysteries modern science has yet to crack. It’s not always at such a …