On the right body, the expressive activity known as dance can be moving, exciting, even transcendent. On the wrong body, dance can be an instrument of abject horror, an unrelenting reminder that man is fallen and mortal. I’d like to suggest, …
After months of phone tag with publicists and personal assistants, I received the voice mail I was waiting for: my three year old black cat Cocoa Puff was going to grant me the interview. I allowed myself to celebrate this …
Every time I open my mouth, all of nature braces itself for what may be the end. The destructive power of my stupidity is one of the mysteries modern science has yet to crack. It’s not always at such a …
If by any chance you clicked on this link hoping to learn more about cars, I would suggest instead that you spend the next ten minutes reading the factory inspection information from the underside of the nearest pencil sharpener. Not …
With all this hooha in the world today about mortal enemies and fatwahs and such, it would really behoove us to take a good look at the friendships in our lives. Because, you see, doing so will reveal a twisted …
Dear Thoughtful Verizon Wireless Sales Associate,I know the chances are slim to none that you will ever see this, but I have to try. Ever since our encounter in the mall this evening I’ve done nothing but think about what …
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Sadly and suddenly, the wisest of my teeth have been violently removed from their home in the back of my mouth.Yesterday morning I visited the oral surgeon and he changed the social climate of my mouth forever. Without the leadership …
Exhibit A Of all the tedious ordeals I’ve endured in my life, few were as deeply scarring and dismal as the five years I spent as an associate at a Grand Union grocery store. Three nights a week throughout high …
PART ONE: Reflections by the Right Side of Josh Way’s BrainGosh, where to start.There were so many wonderful sights, sounds, and smells this Christmas. The food was great, and it was a special time with the family. Josh really has …
Soup-human relations are at a crisis point, and we seem only to be fanning the flames. At the heart of the conflict is the convenience of soup preparation and ingestion.With each passing year, we as a species advance the field …