Note to studio executives: Here follows a brief outline of an original screen story. A first draft screenplay is available upon request. Rob Schneider plays a reckless but insecure Kinko’s employee who is unlucky in love. One night he discovers a …
Who hasn’t read Mark Twain’s classic Tom Sawyer and thought to themselves, after closing the back cover and placing the book gently on a nearby table, “Now that was a fine work of classic American fiction, but it just felt like something …
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Email is to the webmaster what painful blisters are to the lumberjack. It’s an aspect of the job that’s as necessary as it is irritating. Here’s a glimpse of the webmaster’s inbox on a typical day: I wonder if every message …
There is a special kind of place where people of all ages can go to forget about their troubles and frolic the day away amidst a cavalcade of whimsy and delight. But you can’t go to Denny’s every day, so …
April Fools Day is that magical moment each year when we celebrate the birth of Matt Damon. To help you have a fun and safe time on this holiest of days, we offer these priceless gags and pranks, free of …
01 require_once(“../admiration”);02 $now = time();03 04 greet(“Dave Coulier”, date(‘l, F d, Y’, $now));0506 echo “Hello.”;07 if($Dave==”reading this letter”) {08 $I = ”grateful”;09 }10 $I = ”big fan of yours”;11 while($I==”young”) {12 $watched_OutofControl=”true”;13 }1415 @DavesBestWork = [‘Full House’, ‘Real Ghostbusters’, ‘Even Stevens …
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As if our filth-magnetized flesh and ceaseless mucous flow weren’t enough, humans are beset with millions of grease antennas we call “hairs.” Hair is a potentially oppressive presence in one’s life depending upon the lengths one is willing to go …
Dear Mr. Way,We are truly grateful for your business, and we thank you for taking the time to write to us. It is Chili’s policy to personally respond to each and every customer’s feedback, which takes a lot of time. …
Hey, gang! Got those summertime blues? Do you have that late July/early August depression? Have you tried to kill yourself with a hibachi? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you’re completely messed up and need to leave …