From: Tom Hastings <xxxxxx@amctheaters.com>To: “Joshua Way” <joshway@joshway.com>Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2008Subject: Re: AMC TheatersMr. Way,I was dismayed to read your email regarding your recent visit to the AMC Theater multiplex in West Nyack, NY. We manage our theaters according to very strict standards, so I …
Mel Gibson, Rev. Ted Haggard, and now Ann Coulter. In America, we like our celebrities and public figures one of two ways: nude or irreparably scandalized. If the two can somehow be combined, even better (individuals listed above excluded). 2006 was a …
On April 14th, 1912, widowed preacher John Harper kissed his six-year-old daughter Nana on the forehead before lowering her down into a lifeboat. “I’ll see you again someday,” he called to her, as he disappeared into the chaos on board …
My Christmas dream this year is one of hope. My dream is a dream of peace and goodwill, with a choir of angels proclaiming good tidings from the sky. In my dream, the joy of Christmas pierces all the man-made …
Thanks, Marcie, for reading the minutes. OK, folks, thanks for being here this morning. We’re gonna get started in a moment, but right now can I just ask that everyone check their cell phones? There are a lot of us in …
The latest in a series of essays about classic, awful films. Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers (1997) holds a special place in my heart right next to those animatronic singing fish people hang over their mantles. Difference is, the plastic fish could serve a …
Mr. Way, Thank you for contacting Häagen-Dazs® customer service. Your comments are crucial to us as we work to serve you better. It seems you had a bad experience at our Nanuet Mall location, and if you’ll grant me the opportunity, …
As an outreach to the proprietors and associates of my local retail stores, I offer this comprehensive list of special offers in which I am NOT interested: Eight free issues of Sports Illustrated Eight free issues of Entertainment Weekly Eight free issues …
From: Pathmark Customer Care <customers@pathmark.com> To: “Joshua Way” <joshway@joshway.com> Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 06:22:38 -0500 Subject: Re: Pathmark of Nanuet Dear Mr. Way, Thank you for contacting Pathmark Customer Care. What distinguishes us from our competitors is our unwavering commitment to …
When James Clerk Maxwell first cracked the theory of electromagnetic waves, a robot from the future appeared in his room holding a photograph of Sean Hannity. The robot warned the mathematician about the destructive powers of his new discovery. But …