On April 14th, 1912, widowed preacher John Harper kissed his six-year-old daughter Nana on the forehead before lowering her down into a lifeboat. “I’ll see you again someday,” he called to her, as he disappeared into the chaos on board …

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The first in a new series of essays about classic, horrible films. At some point in the early 1990’s, James Cameron must have decided he was coming off as too talented. After directing four completely watchable action films (The Terminator, Aliens, …

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