Last night I was at the post-modern utopia that is the Nanuet Mall, and something hilariously disturbing occured. My glasses fell apart in the latest battle in the continuing war between myself and inanimate objects, and I went to CVS for one …

Fear and Loathing at the Mall Read more »

With all this hooha in the world today about mortal enemies and fatwahs and such, it would really behoove us to take a good look at the friendships in our lives. Because, you see, doing so will reveal a twisted …

Friends: The Real Enemy? Read more »

I saw this in a local shopping plaza and happened to have my digital camera on me. It provoked a giggle.

Dear Thoughtful Verizon Wireless Sales Associate,I know the chances are slim to none that you will ever see this, but I have to try. Ever since our encounter in the mall this evening I’ve done nothing but think about what …

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Sadly and suddenly, the wisest of my teeth have been violently removed from their home in the back of my mouth.Yesterday morning I visited the oral surgeon and he changed the social climate of my mouth forever. Without the leadership …

My Wisdom Teeth: In Memoriam Read more »

Exhibit A  Of all the tedious ordeals I’ve endured in my life, few were as deeply scarring and dismal as the five years I spent as an associate at a Grand Union grocery store. Three nights a week throughout high …

Clean Up In Aisle Me Read more »

PART ONE: Reflections by the Right Side of Josh Way’s BrainGosh, where to start.There were so many wonderful sights, sounds, and smells this Christmas. The food was great, and it was a special time with the family. Josh really has …

What I Did Over the Break Read more »

Soup-human relations are at a crisis point, and we seem only to be fanning the flames. At the heart of the conflict is the convenience of soup preparation and ingestion.With each passing year, we as a species advance the field …

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Hollywood has, I’m sorry to report, completely romanticized the experience of having one’s identity stolen. Many films of the last decade would have you believe that there is a world of intrigue, romance, and nick-of-time justice simply waiting for anyone …

Someone Stole My Identity and All I Got Was This Lousy Blog Post Read more »

Living in the purgatory between upstate New York and the City has a few advantages, among them proximity to Tarrytown and the legendary hamlet of Sleepy Hollow. I realized recently that I have lived near the renowned village for almost …

My Spooky Sleepy Hollow Adventure of Ghoulish Horror Read more »