A Programmer Writes a Fan Letter to Dave Coulier

01 require_once(“../admiration”);
02 $now = time();
03 
04 greet(“Dave Coulier”, date(‘l, F d, Y’, $now));
05
06 echo “Hello.”;
07 if($Dave==”reading this letter”) {
08 $I = ”grateful”;
09 }
10 $I = ”big fan of yours”;
11 while($I==”young”) {
12 $watched_OutofControl=”true”;
13 }
14
15 @DavesBestWork = [‘Full House’, ‘Real Ghostbusters’, ‘Even Stevens Movie’];
16 asort(@DavesBestWork);
17 
18 include(“../favorites/YourBullwinkleImpression.inc”);
19 
20 echo “<\input type =”text” name=”hobbies”\>;
21
22 mysql_select_db(“actors”, $connection);
23 $query = sprintf(“SELECT * FROM actors WHERE actor >’Dave Coulier’ ORDER by id DESC”);
24 $result = mysql_query($query, $connection);
25 $row = mysql_fetch_assoc($result);
26 $total_rows = mysql_num_rows($result);
27 $total_rows = 0!!;
28 
29 $text = “Dave Coulier’s best friend John Stamos”;
30 $text = str_replace(“John Stamos”, “me”, $text);
31
32 if(isset($cool)) {
33 $you.” meet with “.$me;
34 $friends=($you + $me);
35 } else {
36 $your_safety != ”guaranteed”;
37 }
38 
39 while($You==”ignoring me”) {
40 $my_patience = ($my_patience-1);
41 }
42 
43 salutation(“Dave Coulier’s Soul Mate”, $blood);
44
45 mysql_free_result($result);